Quinquinevere

Woke up with a very very swollen upper lip. I remembered waking up in the middle of the night biting on my lips coz it was itchy. So.... was unconsciously biting the itch away and could feel the swell but can't help it coz it was so so itchy and all i could do was bite instead of scratch scratch. So i woke up looking into the mirror with a lip which looks like i have been stung by a bee. Hmm...i don mind having thick lips like Angelina Jolie which are known to be sensual and attracts attention. But no way am i going to work with a "voluptuous" lip whick looks so not sensual....

I was trying so hard not to let S&S see my lips but can't hide away from them. So i puckered my lips and told them i got kissed by don-know-wat last night and now i have a voluptuous lip. S laughed at me and told me it's impossible that the mosquito kissed my lips coz it's thick. Then he came up with a comment that i didn't brush my teeth before i went to bed last night, that's why it was itchy and it swelled.

Moral of the story: Always brush your teeth before bed, if not you will wake up with a
"voluptuous" lip like mine.

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